De espaldas al mundo

I grew tired...

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:16:46 GMT

...of the icon I usually used, so I'm looking for a new one.

While I'm looking for it, here's the Ärzte's one.

Any suggestions?

Meme taken from pecholobo!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 13:46:56 GMT

Freudian Inventory Results

Oral (50%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (43%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.
Phallic (76%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.
Latency (50%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (76%) you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.

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Puag! Unrelated, boring things, beware!

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 13:29:54 GMT

So life´s being really shitty these days. I´m getting a big cold, and I´m overload with the new course. The good point it´s that most of the subjects seem easy to pass.

I haven´t been able to find a beta for the sw fuh-q-fest fic yet, but I´m still looking. I´m also writting for merry_smutmas and jedi_santa, and with those I´ll take a break in contest and ficathons and I´ll resume my old WIPs.

This saturday I have a graduation costume party. The main theme is Japan, so I have to search for my old kimono and some make-up. I´ll be making sangria tomorrow with the hostess, so that means peeling fruits for a looooong time, but we´ll keep drinking to make the time flow. I hope my throath will be better in two days, or I´ll have to control the drink.

My sister turned 12 yerterday, and I bought her "The sims 2" i´ve never played before, but it´s probably the most boring game I´ve never seen.

My contribution for the hpde_smutathon

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 20:19:44 GMT

Title: The Rapture
Receiver: sazzlette
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Luicus Malfoy/Walden Macnair.
Kinks: Kidnapping, blindfolds, chains, dub-con.
Disclaimer: These characters are the sole property of JK Rowling. I´m only playing with them.
Summary: Walden Macnair is kidnapped and abused against his will… Or isn´t he?
Notes: Thanks to Sarkkastyc for reviewing and betaing.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/hpde_smutathon/3033.html#cutid1

Blah blah blah

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 20:32:06 GMT

Studies:

Only three exams more and I´ll be a free woman again. Free but without internet, because my father is planing to cut the line if I don´t pass all of my exams, and I´ve failed already two for sure.

I have two options not very appealing:

1. See how my conexion is getting down and use the public one in the college.

2. Lie to my father and save a lot of money in order to pay the courses next year.

Friends:

My best friends are out of town again for a long period. My college friends have "betrayed" me, so I´m really disapointed. It has been long time since I´ve felt so lonely. But luckily, some of my friends who were out of Spain return this month, so hopefully this feeling will pass.

Star Wars:

I don´t like the fic I´m writing for the SW fuh-q-fest, so I´m doing a new one. It´s unnerving to see the calendar and the deadline getting closer, but I´ll do it.

My challege is "The real reason Mace and Yoda conducted Anakin's knight trials in secret is....", so my first attempt was a Mace/Anakin fic, but as I knew before try to write it, I´m not able to write about Anakin. I don´t really like or dislike the character, but certainly I cannot write a story involving the Chosen One.

So finally I´m doing a Mace/Yoda. They may not be the hottest pair ever, but I like them together, and it´s easier for me to write about somebody fucking Yoda rather than write about somebody fucking Anakin.

Am I a weirdo?

I´ve also received my assignment for jedi_santa, and I´m working on the plot. Can anyone recommend me a good tentacle fic? ;)

Harry Potter:

I´m still planning the Christmas fic. My first Voldemort fic ever!

I´m translating to english my Molly/Percy fic. I usually don´t do that (in fact, I´ve only post the same fic in two languages once) but I´m fucking proud of this one, and I´d like more people to read it.

I´ve been also writting some other HP fics, but since this night is the only one I´m going to use for other things than study, I suppose they´ll have to wait. It´s annoying to keep lots of ideas in your head because you don´t have time to write them down.

So that´s all for today. As the post subject says, it´s all a big Blah.

Forty, already forty....

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:21:45 GMT

Forty women had been already killed by their husbands in Spain this year, and we are only in August.

Why?

"Better death than with other man"´-- Husband

"I killed her because she was mine" -- Husband

"They were all day in argues, we saw this coming" -- Neighbours

"There is no crime without accomplishment" --- Judges and prosecutors (talking about threats)

"That kind of things must be solved inside the family" - Judges and prosecutors.

"Some of them are asking for a good slap" -- Yes, there are people like that!!!

Dear husbands, If you are so desperate (or fucking crazy) maybe it´ll be better if you commit suicide.

Dear neighbours, If you saw this coming, why the hell you didn´t try to do something?

Dear judges and prosecutors, your attitude towards this matters is as good as another aggression.

Dear people who sees family abuse as something justifiable or even normal... Maybe you are asking for a shoot between the eyebrows *Inocent glare and sweet smile*

Of course there are neighbours, people and even judges and public prosecutors interested/active supporters of all those women (and men) who are mistreated by their significant other (!)

But still, today the 40th woman was killed (in fact, she was choked with a belt by his husband in front of her 12 years old daugther) and we are still in August.

I don´t want to thing about December´s list.

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:20:01 GMT

Hi again! I need a beta for my contribution to the hp_kinkathon

Information is under the lj-cut. Just in case that you are a participant in said kinkaton and don´t want to read.

It´s a Lucius/Lucius, Lucius/Harry

About 2500 words.

NC-17.

Kinks included: Chan, dopplegang, cross-dressing and dirty talk.

Summary: Lucius gets caught doing something nasty by Harry and has to buy his silence. It´s set during POA, so Harry is 13, but there´s no anal sex between them.

Meme

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 13:10:27 GMT

You are WEREWOLF REMUS

What Remus Lupin are you?
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Help!

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 18:35:54 GMT

Well, again pleading for a beta, but this time it´s really urgent. After the loss of my muse, some fake starts and other stuff, I´ve finished my assignment for the hpde_smutathon , but in this one I really need a beta, because I´m afraid there will be some mistakes, and things that maybe aren´t too clear.

Maybe you don´t want to know about this fic if you´re involved in the hpde_smutathon , so I´ll put it under a lj-cut

It´s a Lucius Malfoy/Walden Macnair fic.

Includes Kidnapping, restrains, blindfold, dubious consent and chains.Walden is getting used to be kidnapped and abused by Lucius after several times of the same action.

Around 2.000 words

Nothing revolting, or at least, not too much. (See the items included above)

Thank you very much

HBP - NO SPOILERS, only cheering

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 23:19:43 GMT

I´ve finished HBP!!!!!!

It took me the whole day (10 hours) but I´m happy becuase it´s a great book (Althrough some parts seem directly taken of fanfics) and I only have to pick the dictionary twice.

OMG! I´m eager to write rigth now... Thanks for the inspiration, Mrs. Rowling.

Meme

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 21:13:19 GMT

*A Random Harry Potter Survey!*
Name	Astartea
Age	23
Birthday	11- 4 - 1982
Age when you first read Harry Potter	18
Favorite Book	POA
Favorite Character(s)	Severus, Lucius, Percy, Dumbie, Neville and more
Favorite Proffesor(s)	Severus, Dumbledore, McGonagall
Favorite House	Slytherin
Favorite Quidditch Team	Slytherin
Favorite Couple	Severus/Lucius (also Draco and Percy)
Favorite Magical Animal	Thesthal
Favorite Magical Place	Spinner´s End
Favorite Weasley	Percy
Favorite Pet	Nagini
Favorite Order Member	Mundungus
Favorite Class	Potions, DADA
Favorite Wizarding Snack	Chocolate Frogs
Favorite Gryffindor Student	Neville
Draco or Harry?	Draco
H/Hr or R/Hr?	None
Snape or Lupin?	Snape
Crookshanks or Scabbers?	Both
Hedwig or Pig?	Hedwig
Harry or Ron?	None
Crabbe or Goyle?	Goyle
Canon/Fanon Draco?	Canon
Canon/Fanon Snape?	Canon
D/Hr or D/G?	puag! None
H/D or H/SS?	puag, puag! None
Your OTP?	Snucius, Snape/Percy, Snape/Draco
Favorite Slytherin	Blaise
Cho - annoying or not?	not annoying, simply disgusting
*Fanfiction*
Do you write Fanfiction?	Yes
Do you read Fanfition?	Yes
Favorite Fanfiction?	Ink stainde fingers
Canon or Fanon?	Canon, but sometimes I like some fanon facts
One shot or Novel length?	It depends. I hope it´s clear XD
Fluff or Angst?	Angst
Darkfic?	Oh, yeah, give it to me!
Very Powerful Harry?	No way. I prefer very brat harry.
Very Sexy Draco?	Hmmmmmm. licks
Gen, Het, or Slash?	Slash
Fanfiction Petpeeves?	----
*Books*
Did you Cry when Cedric Died?	No... am I a bad person?
Did you cry when Sirius Died?	No. I quite like the scene, in fact.
All time favorite part	Snape´s worst memory
Were you mad about the whole H/C mistake?	Not really.
Do you like Viktor Krum?	Yes
Do you like Cho Chang?	No!
Do you like Fluer?	I couldn´t care less
Do you like Cedric?	I couldn´t care less
What did you think of the Prophecy?	They both should die.
Which characters need more development?	Percy, Neville.
Did Harry pass his O.W.Ls in Potions?	Yes, with "E"
Will Harry die or survive at the end of book 7?	Die
Do you like the Marauders?	No
Light side or dark side?	Dark, muhahaha.
Who do you think is the HBP?	Snape
Who do you think will die in HBP?	Dumbledore, Pettigrew.
Who do you think Harry's new "love interest" is in HBP?	Yes
What do you think will be the "something huge" revealed about Lily Potter?	Couldn´t care less.
Are you a Luna fan?	Gods, no!
Favorite Marauder?	Lupin
Is Harry going to be back on the quidditch team?	Yes.
How well do you think Harry will cope with Sirius's death in HBP?	He´ll survive.
Do you think Harry will be even more angry in HBP than in OotP?	Yes.
Will Ron or Hermione die in either of the next 2 books?	No
How do you think Ron and Hermione will react when they find out about the prophecy?	Scared about Harry. I´ll feel pity for them.
*Harry Potter Movies*
Do you like the movies as much as the books?	More or less.
Hottest HP actor?	Alan Rickman.
Do you think Emma Watson is too girly for Hermione?	No.
What do you think of Ruperts long hair in GoF?	who cares?
Daniel Radcliffe or Rupert Grint?	Rupert.
Chris Columbus or Alfonso?	Alfonso, Alfonso, Alfonso, Alfonso, Alfonso.
Was the warewolf too bald?	what is a warewolf XPP Seriously, it was OK.
What scene did they leave out in the movie you wish they hadn't?	Snape´s grundge. Correctly.
Favorite movie moment?	Snape/Lucius watching Quidditch.
Least favorite movie moment?	End of the 2th movie (all this clapping for Hagrid)
Favorite character in movie?	Lucius Malfoy
Favorite Movie?	POA
Was that how you imagined the basalisk?	Yeah
Do you wish Richard Harris could still play Dumbledore?	That would be brilliant, but sadly impossible.
Do you think Snape is sexy?	Not sexy. He´s THE SEX.
Do you wish you looked like Emma Watson?	What kind of question is that??
And for the lst question, how has Harry Potter changed your life?	You wouldn´t want to know
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

A new TV Show... A new dileme.

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 21:07:44 GMT

I´m watching the pilot chapter of a new tv show called MI (Mediacl Investigation)

Looks fine, but at the same time the third season of Smallville is being showed in another channel.

Does anybody know that MI series? Is it worth to see it instead of Smallville?

First spoilers of HBP and my personal percentage of probability (PPP).

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 19:12:56 GMT

There´s only one week left for the release of Harry Potter and the HBP, and rumors are blooming everywhere.

I want to give my little contribution to that blooming, so there we go. I´m including my personal percentage of probability. After one week, we´ll see if I have the gift of divination or I´m a fraud.

'The Big Death? Dumbledore. He apparently dies very close to the end of the book, or at least that's when everybody is talking about it a lot.

*** I think is pretty possible, considering that we know that in this book we´ll see Hogwart´s graveyard (Have you seen the interview with Alfonso Cuarón in the third movie?) It´s a rational thought that the Headmaster should be buried in that graveyard. However, I don´t like the idea of no more Dumbledore explaining facts and no more odd things about this man (his reactions about some news, his chit-chat with Tom)

PPP: 65%

Draco doesn't get killed, but at the end of HBP he has been taken away by Voldemort. Harry has some inner dialogue about how he has never liked Malfoy, but he does feel pity for him and wonders what is happening to him. I didn't read the Voldemort confrontation part but I think there may have been some ambiguity on whose side Draco was on.'

*** He is taken away by Voldemort... Oh, yeah. Where? To the zoo? To the cinema? And that thoughts of Harry are also suspicious. Has Draco done something "good"? Is that why Voldemort takes him? As a punishment?

And the most important thing: Somebody has the tiniest idea of how many fics can appear about this if it becomes canon?

However, my inner Eye says that the PPP should be: 75%

Bill Weasley - werewolf! Squee! And it might be Remus that's infected him.

*** Ohhhhhh, yeah *roll eyes*. Bill was bending down to take something, Lupin strumbled and he thrusted his teeth in Bill´s ass. But all was an accident.

Seriously, if this happens, you may impose me a punishment, but I think it´s so unreal. Nobody remembers how worried got Lupin in the third book after being all night in the forest? I think he takes enough precautions about his state.

PPP: 5%

Minerva's really worried whether they'll be able to keep Hogwarts going without Albus Dumbledore.

*** In case of Dumbledore´s death, that´s not a spoiler, that´s a fact. Not only Minerva will get worry, but all the wizarding world. Dumbledore is the pilar of Hogwarts, has been for lot of years, so in case he dies, it´ll be the normal reaction.

PPP: 100%, if Dumbledore really dies.

Tonks falls in love with Remus (awwww!) and Harry discovers it.

*** I remember Rowling saying somewhere that sixth book will be full of relationships or somethin like that. It´s a logic thought Tonk will be paired with someone, because she´s one of the few women who´s available and not still at school.

But with Remus? I don´t know but, why not?

And of course Harry will discover it. We readers learn all the things when Harry discovers them.

PPP: 65%

And the biggie!
*gets out the pompoms*
Severus Snape is the Half Blood Prince! Harry's totally convinced he's a traitor by the end of the book after Snape disappears from Hogwarts."

*** O_o !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! SUPFGDMSO!! ^_^

Too close to my fanish fetish to comment this.

PPP: 50% ( YES/NO )

But reading this I can get a theory: If it´s true that Draco will be taken away by Voldemort, and after Snape dissapears from Hogwarts, there is a chance that Snape has gone to recue him.

Any thoughts?

Silly things...

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 19:27:46 GMT

I made a Quiz about myself. ^_^ Do you know me? try to find it up.

Sorry, but it´s in Spanish only.

CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=050630152503-636453

I´m done! All my exams are finished. Untill september, of course, because I´m not a good student. Too lazy for being one of those...

SW Fic: The average clone

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:29:55 GMT

Title: The average clone.
Author:astartea
Characters: A clone, Jedi Master Tholme.
Rating: R
Wordcount: Around 1400
Summary: A clone is surprised to find that he´s not so average as he thought.
Notes: Written for the second wave of order66fics . Crossposted with my journal.

Thanks and hugs to blairette for being my beta.

TF65 Was the average clone, and he was damn proud of it, thank you. He knew that some people had awkward feelings about clones, a stupid thing in his opinion. They were not droids, as lot of people tended to think. They were not exactly people, as others wanted to defend. They were simply clones: born to serve, to obey orders and never interested in that needless discussion about the existence or non-existence of a soul inside them.

After the battle of Geonosis, there were some units left without a squad. They were rearranged again, but about six or seven clones were still unassigned. Some Jedi Generals were collecting replacements in the area, so they were invited to pick from among the spare clones.

Of course, TF65 was one of those clones. He carefully observed the Jedi, who were chatting among themselves, walking over towards them. One was a nautolan, three of them were humans, another was a female Twi´lek and the last one was a Cerean.

He watched the three humans closely. One of them was Mace Windu. He knew him from Geonosis. He hadn’t seen the other two there. One of them was pretty skinny. And the other...

TF65 observed the scars over his face, his long, greying hair tied in a ponytail. The Jedi were now next to him and his brothers. General Windu picked two clones and said goodbye. TF65 thought that maybe he was in a hurry.

The other Jedi remained silent. He was able now to smell them. The nautolan smelled salty, and next to him, the human with scars and long hair smelled like grass and green apples. TF65 had never had an interest in odours, but this one was kind of charming.

Suddenly, he realized that he really wanted to go with him. But why? It was an incomprehensible desire.

“Choose me, sir. You wouldn’t find a soldier like me in all the Galaxy!” shouted TF65. All the other clones laughed. It was standard humour among them. Almost all the jokes they made were related to their similarity. Tholme smiled, his eyes fixed in TF65. “You're right there. What’s your name?”

“I’m TF65, sir.”

“My name is Tholme” he replied. Then he looked at Kit Fisto. “If you don’t mind, I’ll take that one.”

“Oops,” The nautolean moved his tentacles and smiled, “I wish I had been quicker. I wouldn’t find a soldier like him in all the Galaxy.” Kit teased, making the clones chuckle again. Tholme only smiled, sending a Force-assisted wave of fake self-confidence towards Fisto.

Ignoring the other clones as they laughed, TF65 followed Tholme to get along with his new command. He couldn’t remember a happier day in his life, but still he didn’t know the reason.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Since then, interplanetary battles and strategy were all that had occupied their days. General Tholme was unusually kind with the clones, and TF65 was really happy to have been chosen by him. They had some interesting conversations, and TF65 was delighted by that. They talked about death; for his part, the clone wasn’t afraid to die because his goal was to serve the Republic in any way. Tholme was convinced that there was no death, but Force.

TF65 didn’t understand very well what that Force was, but knew it was something very important for all the Jedi.

Tholme was a serious man, but with some hints of humour. He sometimes used clone expressions, for the amusement of the soldiers, and especially TF65.

The silence was only broken by some random sighs. In resting periods, very rarely conceded to them, they liked to go to some clubs, and the most fortunate ones had a chance of getting laid. Women often weren’t very satisfied with their performances, but they had learned from their training that in sexual matters, the only important thing was their release.

Still, for the vast majority, the solution to sexual tension was masturbation. And, of course, all the clones had the same habits even in masturbation matters. Fast and hard, and them a good sleep till next morning. TF65 sometimes thought of Jango Fett. Was he also an easy rider like his clones?

TF65 was caressing the tip of his cock with his thumb. After a few seconds, he started with the standard procedure of jerking off: Up-down-up-down… thinking of blonde hair….up-down-up-down ….A nice pair of big tits…up-down-up-down… sinuous hips… up-down-up-down…

But when he was on the edge of his orgasm, his thoughts moved into a song he heard some time ago in a pub.

It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside…

Why was he remembering that stupid song? He was supposed to remember how to move into battle, how to use a weapon… not a stupid, inconsistent song about funny feelings.

Had it something to do with the man who smelled like grass and green apples?

General Tholme.

TF65 finally came, spurting into the sheets, not thinking of the average blond woman all the clones think about, but of his own commander. With surprise, he discovered that he wasn’t as average as he thought.

Oh! That really infuriated him, of course. But he knew that he wasn’t keen to change it. General Tholme was so good to him, and TF65 liked him so much. It was worth being a bit different from the rest of his brothers.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Days, months, even years passed with the same lovely routine. War was, in TF65 opinion, a very beautiful act of living. He was doing great things for the Republic, and at the same time, he was developing the abilities they gave him in Kamino. Some beings were created to live as civilians, and some others like himself and all his brothers were created to fight and kill, to protect those civilians. It was no big deal.

The best thing of all, however, was to be still alive. He wasn’t afraid of death. That would be a dishonour for an average clone.

But being still alive meant more missions, more battles, more time with his brothers and, above all those things, more time with General Tholme.

That day seemed to be another wonderful one in his life. He was with Tholme and one of his brothers, TG83. They were riding their motojets over a river, following some droids which were trying to escape. The three motojets formed a column, where topography permitted. Then, at the most unexpected moment, a voice rang inside TF65´s helmet.

“Execute Order 66.”

“Yes, Milord.”

They had to kill their leader. That was the meaning of Order 66. With a wave of his hand, he indicated his brother to slow down the motojet. Now the three-line formation was changed to a delta one. And Tholme was in the head.

The last thing TF65 saw of him was his face, turning to see what was wrong with the clones.

Then he shot, and so his brother did.

Tholme fell down, crashing into a rock and flying though the air. And he landed in the middle of the river stones, his neck in such an unnatural position that there was no doubt he was dead.

TF65 never had seen Tholme eyes so wide.

“We have to be sure that he’s dead!” His brother shouted, although that fact was evident.

“I’ll do it,” replied TF65 instantly “Give me an aquatic torch to burn the corpse.”

When TF65 arrived where Tholme was lying, his heart skipped a few beats. The Jedi was still alive, though his neck was obviously broken. He was shaking badly and there was some blood running out of his mouth. Tholme looked at him and tried to smile. But, as TF65 noticed, it was a very sad smile.

“Orders from the big boss, then?” Said Tholme in a pained voice. TF65 smiled sadly and nodded. 'Big boss' was such a clonish expression.

“Yes, sir.” the soldier raised his blaster and aimed at Tholme´s head. "Sorry, sir." The Jedi closed his eyes, accepting his death, knowing that he would be one with the Force.

And TF 65 pulled the trigger. The Jedi was finished.

He threw the torch into the water, watched the corpse slowly burning. Orders were orders...

It wasn’t the proper thing to do, and he knew it before raising his weapon. But he was pulling the trigger, feeling himself fall into the flames.

Then again, he was not the average clone.

Do you remember this entry?

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 10:25:29 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/users/astartea/2005/04/04/

Well, yesterday I saw the gipsy woman again. She offered me her new rocks and I refused. This time she asked about money for feed her 4 children, but I told her I was short of cash.

She went away mumbling something fairly similar to "fuck you bitch"

No changes in my future for me this time...

Don´t mess (again) with me!

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 20:13:10 GMT

Twice…

Which Harry Potter Bunny Will Bite You Next? by mctabby
Name
Favorite Vegetable
you will write	Mad-Eye Moody
paired with	Remus Lupin
your fic will involve	chocolate
and end in	tears

Quiz created with MemeGen!

“Hello there!”

“Hi, Mad-eye… Or should I say Professor Moody.”

“Stupid brat” The auror sighed “I’m not a real professor, and you know it”

“Only joking” Remus said still smiling. “Neither do I. Now this horrible Umbridge woman is going to take our former position. The school is doomed”

“That bitch” roared Moody “Thanks to her policy, you, a healthy young man, aren’t allowed to get any decent job. And all those Death Eaters happily free…”

“C’mon Alastor. Don’t make a fuss about that. It’s better to see the bright side of life” pleaded Lupin.

“Bright side. Ha!. What is the way to get into that happy state?”

“Chocolate” Singed Lupin still smiling “Mind a bit?”

“No”

“No? How is that?”

“I don’t like chocolate”

“That’s not possible” said Lupin, looking scandalized.

“Yes, it is” Moody replied stiffly.

Remus took a piece of chocolate in his mouth and leaned towards Moody. Their mouths joined hotly, tongues fighting against each other. The piece of chocolate melted quickly. Some time later, they were lying on the sofa, totally spent. Moody smiled, all his face stained with chocolate.

“I think it’s an acquired taste”

“Mmm?”

“Yeah, I we do this frequently, maybe I can get used to eat chocolate and see the bright side of life”

“Alastor…”

“I think I’d like to have a bit more”

“Alastor, you know I’m with Sirius”

Then Moody remembered the animagus. He mumbled a grievous `I understand´. When Remus left the room, a single tear crossed his deformed face. It was obvious that some of them weren’t made for sweet things.

Don´t mess with me!

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 20:10:43 GMT

Which Harry Potter Bunny Will Bite You Next? by mctabby
Name
Favorite Vegetable
you will write	the Giant Squid
paired with	Umbridge
your fic will involve	cross-dressing
and end in	a group hug

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Not my fault. They teased me…

Professor Umbridge was utterly happy. Finally, she had achieved her principal target at Hogwarts: Get rid of Dumbledore. Pitifully, the aurors weren’t able to catch him for his attempts to betray the Ministry and Cornelius Fudge.

Nevertheless, now SHE was the Headmistress of Hogwarts, the prime Master of the school, the `Big Boss´ of the place…

Smiling broadly, she wandered around the corridors of the castle like if it was her own house. Suddenly, she had a wicked idea. After some wand waving, she had grow long, white hair and beard and male clothes. She chuckled like a fat fowl.

“Now who’s the Great Headmaster?” She said aloud. Some of the portraits were pointing at her, laughing on the sly, but she ignored them. Dolores continued her stroll until the edge of the lake.

Even if the weather was a bit chilly, she plunged her feet into the water, caressing the fake beard. All was perfect for her that night. She was dozing in the soft grass when something moist and hard slipped along her thighs. Dolores shivered in pleasure. It had been so long since the last time something paid attention to those parts of her body…

Then she awoke totally. What the hell was that thing? Before she could reach her wand, a giant tentacle caught her. It was the Giant Squid! Umbridge had no time to react and she was completely wrapt into five hundred kilograms of mollusc, being touched and slobbered. She was catatonic when the Giant Squid dropped her, but a group of merepeople prevented her for being drowned.

“What the hell…” When Umbridge opened her eyes again, a lot of green faces were smiling at her.

“We greet the new bearded wife of the Giant Squid!!” They chattered.

“Oh, boy” Umbridge cried while she was receiving a big group hug.

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:26:44 GMT

As request of _noesumeragi_

These are my orders: I am going to post something that barely anyone knows about me. Then you (that is *me*, now) comment with a little-known fact about yourself. The people I tag have to put this is their journal and tag 6 more people.

My first super-hero was the enemy of He-man. My second one, the enemy of the Ninja Turttles. Then I grow up and became a very radical teenager.I´ve been touched by death twice by drowning. I´m studing Law, but what I really want to be is a good writer. I´m scared of spiders and I like to see the same movie thousand times if I like it. I have few friends but they´re good ones.

And, no, I´m not going to tag anyone, but if you are reading this and do the same, you´ll become my favourite person of the week.

So hot!

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 13:13:55 GMT

I think I´m going to die:

21th Juny, 15.00 --- 42º

OMFG! I fear in August we´ll reach the 50º. No funeral, please.

I need a beta reader

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 13:36:16 GMT

Well, I need someone to review my fic for the second wave of the order66fics .

It´s a Star Wars fic, mostly gen but with a hint of slash, the main characters are a clone and master Jedi Tholme. The length is about 1600 words. I have two alternative ends. It´s kinda fluffy, I think.

Someone?

Shame on you, bastards!

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 17:17:53 GMT

There´s a law-to-be very polemic in Spain. They are trying to change some articles of the Civil Code (It was created in 1889, by the way) to allow gay marriage and adoption.

When I first heared about it, I was so fucking proud that for one time we were ahead of other countries in this kind of things, because we have been always retarded in civil rights (I should point as example that, until 1975, divorce was forbidden, women couldn´t arrange a bussiness without their husband´s previous approval, etc.)

And now, a bunch of bastards -cannot think another word for them- are trying to force the Paliament to think it twice and keep things as they are. Sadly, there are lot of groups united in that purpose, and today in Madrid they are doing a demonstration quite big. They are using arguments as religion (some people don´t want to see that Spain is a non-confessional country for almost 25 years) wellfare of the childs under the tip of "Every child needs a mother and a father" (what about monoparental families, broken homes, etc? Should we take those childs out of their "incomplete" families?) and even semantic arguments: "We should have two kinds of marriage, one for straight people, called marriage, and another one with the same results towards the Law, but under other name (What about equality? If we have the same figure but depending the subjects that is affecting we use one name or another, that´s discriminatory)

But the "best" one was this: "Why should we change the Code if Gay rate in Spain is so small? It´s better let things as they are, even if that unconfort some people..." (Ohhhhhhhh, that was a clever one. Let me give some more: Why should we legislate about terrorism, murder or environmental crime? Victims rate of that figures is so small)

So lot of people have taken their children and now are marching into the streets. My only question is this one: Why, in the name of your God, if you are so concerned about childrens´ wellfare, are you dragging them into the streets at five in the afternoon with a temperature superior to 35º? Obiously your children have a mother and a father, but sadly, they are assholes. I sincerely hope we don´t have to regret this demonstration for sunstroke dies.

And for the rest, I´ll be happy to see that all this money, bishops and right-wingers is a totally waste of time.

ED: More comments by me, but in Spanish can be found here: http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/astartea/79172.html

Doubt

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 15:10:27 GMT

Yesterday, a woman entered into a snackbar with a can of petrol and burned a man.

The man was a 69 years old one, married and father of five children. He just got out of prison, where he had been several years for rape. In fact, he raped the woman´s daughter when the girl was 13.

As a laywer-to-be and a friend of justice theories, I should felt sorry fo the man, but I just cannot. She didn´t do the correct thing (in fact, she´s a criminal)but she followed her maternal instincts, and I what she had been prayin to do since that man put his hands (and his knife) on her daugther.

Now the girl is 20, and the real victim of the incident, and I´m really confused about my feelings toward thi case.

You know what´s the funny part of this?

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 06:17:49 GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/northamptonshire/4087914.stm

The guy in the photo, the one who tried to sotle the two books of HBP is, my opinion, the perfect image of Rowling´s description of Viktor Krum.

What a day! (again)

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 21:11:15 GMT

Maria and me were supposed to be all the morning studing Finantial Law. At the beginning of the study time, I told her I missed the all-day-drunkenness we used to have when we lived in Germany.

In less than 20 minutes we were at the supermarket buying some cuban rum, chocolate milk-shake and beer.

In less than 1 hour, we were at her place, making a coctel with the cuban rum and the chocolate milkshake.

In less than 2 hours, we were drinking the coctel while playing "touch games" at the computer.

In less than 3 hours, we were watching that new Hitler movie, but the sound was not good, and we were pretty drunk already so we were mocking around, so we stopped.

In less than 4 hours, she said she had to go to her job. So I left her house completely drunk and I went (again) to the study room at the University.

I managed to read a pair of pages. Then I went home and now I have started my fic for hp_kinkathon , and now I´m surfing around.

Apparently, I can´t find a proper time for Finantial Law. Maybe a week before the exam???